Best Quotes From The Show

Courage: This still shouldn't happen to a dog.
[repeated line]
Courage: The things I do for love.
Eustace Bagg: Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
[dons an enormous fright mask]
Eustace Bagg: Ooga-booga!
[Courage screams and runs away]
[repeated line]
Eustace Bagg: Stupid dog!
[Duck Brother #2 lays an egg]
Duck Brother #1: I told ya to stop doin' that. You'll wake her. And besides, we're duck brothers! We don't lay eggs.
Duck Brother #2: Stop tellin' me what to do.
Muriel: It would be lovely if I could have a cup... of... TEA!
[Courage screams]
Freaky Fred: Goodbye, dear aunt, I'll miss your farm. And Eustace's eboliant charm. And farewell, Courage, what's the harm? If I was slightly... naughty. With love, Fred.
Courage: There's something fishy goin' on here, or my name is Stinky Looloo, and thank goodness it's not.
Muriel: I miss your brother.
Eustace Bagg: Blah, blah, blah. I don't.
Shirley the Medium: The stupid one. He's stupid, right?
Snowman: Come on, pick the Old Maid. I picked it from you, now you pick it from me. Snowman doesn't want to be the old maid!
Muriel: Courage, you know I can't hear without my glasses...
Courage: This is all your fault!
Cajun Fox: My fault?
Courage: Yeah! You're trying to make a stew out of her!
Cajun Fox: And a right good one is she gonna be.
Talking Fish: There's no such thing as perfect, you're beautiful as you are, Courage. With all of your imperfections, you can do anything you want to do!
Eustace Bagg: Stupid dog! Takes my boot, then leaves a chair in front of my toe.
[Eustace falls off the top of a flying rocket and floats off into space]
Eustace Bagg: Stupid space!
The Computer: You have e-mail from the police. I'll read it to you, "A madman in your house? How horrible! Where are you?"
Courage: 104 in the middle of nowhere.
The Computer: [return e-mail from the police] You poor thing. What do you want from us?
Eustace Bagg: Who was that?
Muriel: It was an admirer who offered me an endless field of flowers and his eternal love.
Eustace Bagg: Oh. Have you seen my screwdriver?
[repeaed line]
Muriel: Oh, my.
Muriel: [after Eustace slams the bathroom door] I heard a door slam.
Eustace Bagg: The door slammed!
Reporter: The tornado emergency is over. Now all we have to worry about is that huge tidal wave roaring across the plains!
[the reporter is suddenly swept away by a large wave]
Goose God: I am filled full and dizzy. I am... a stuffed goose.
Muriel: I only wanted to be a good neighbor.
Eustace Bagg: You should have let the neighbors get extinct and make me coffee.
Eustace Bagg: [rushes out back door into the early evening sunlight oblivious to the purple jam stains as he calls out] Muriel! Where's my dinner?
[repeated line]
Eustace Bagg: What's... eh?
Eustace Bagg: [reading an exorcism incantation] Hullaballo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsibee, and hibbertyhoo! Kick 'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!!